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May
09

Left hand vs right hand…

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Conversation with Evan this morning as I got back into my truck after dropping Sam off at school:

Evan: Dad, can you buckle me up again?
Me: Sure. Why did you get unbuckled?
Evan: I don’t know.
Me: Well you unbuckled yourself, don’t you know why?
Evan: No, my eyes didn’t know what my hands were doing. That’s why.
Me: (smile from ear to ear all the way to work)

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May
04

It’s summer, err… movie time!

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While even I get a little sad seeing how fast the boys are growing (yes dear, I really do). But now we’re entering an exciting new phase with the boys – movie buddies. Now when all these action block busters come out I’m pretty much guaranteed at least one of the boys will want to go. Sam and I are going to the new Avengers movie on Saturday and we’re so excited to go.

But probably not as excited as Holly because now she doesn’t have to.

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Apr
24

How I know she loves me…

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There are some days that I just know my wife loves me. Today is one of those days. Why? Because she let the Pop Fairy in house yesterday. The Pop Fairy is a magical creature who unselfishishly fills the garage refrigerator with pop that only I drink.

Thanks sweetie. I love you.

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At some point in a weekend, errands have to be completed. Normally it’s easier to do these errands all at once so you can go home and get other things done… like take a nap. So when it’s time to go on the errands and your kids whine and cry about going, what are you supposed to do? Research shows that if you ask the children if they want to go, and the children say yes, those children will always behave better in the stores. Children that still say no, and are dragged out of the house to run errands, normally end up being part of the family that you wonder to yourself, ‘what the hell is wrong with them’. Trust me, I have the statistics to back this up.

So in an effort to get children to be more accepting of going on errands, do the following steps:

1. Layout the expectation that anything could happen on an errand. This may incline some of the more trusting kids to go along right away.

2. On a random weekend, say we have to do an errand and then go someplace totally unexpected and fun. Remind the kids how fun ‘errands’ can be.

3. The next time you have run some errands, remind the kids of time you did step #2. If that doesn’t work, reinforce step #1.

4. In the event that doesn’t work, proceed on your errand alone and text back pictures like these to your spouse. Then have your spouse show them to our kids.

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5. When you get home, remind them that anything can happen when you run errands.

6. Repeat.

BTW, step #4 drove Sam and Evan nuts today.

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Apr
21

It finally happened!!!

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It happened, it finally happened. The boys let Holly and I sleep past 8am. Oh what a glorious feeling to roll over on a Saturday and realized you weren’t pounced or prodded at the crack of dawn. Of course as I write this, Holly is making lunch and the boys are still in their PJ’s.

Guess no one wanted to run errands with me and have lunch at McDonald’s. Oh well.

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Apr
10

It’s not the Death Star…

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Holly pulled the best trick on all of us for my birthday. Last night she acted like she was so excited to tell the boys what they got me for my birthday that she said she’s tell them, but only if they could keep a secret. The secret lasted about 3 min and was revealed to be the Lego Death Star set. I was kind of impressed and confused at the same time. Impressed that she had the guts to give me the Lego set the boys have drooled over for the last year. Confused for basically the same reason.

Holly went so far as too ask me about again later that to make sure I really wanted it. She even acted it up about how hard I am to buy for. Well played sweetie. She had ALL of going on this one.

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Apr
01

Oh the irony…

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As part of my ground breaking mowing event (see previous post), I had several tasks to get the lawn mower ready. I changed the oil, got fresh gas, and of course I sharpened the blade. While sharpening the lawn mower blade with the bench grinder, both of the boys were dazzled by the sparks it generated. Sam wanted to touch the sparks and I warned him that would be dangerous. I then went on to explain the dangers of power tools and how they can hurt someone. And just at that moment I accidentally ground the skin off my knuckle.

Yes… I injured myself with a power tool as I was explaining to the boys the dangers of power tools. I think the fact that Holly said she wasn’t surprised I injured myself hurt just a little more than my knuckle did.

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Mar
22

Aging…

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I swear tonight felt like Sam when from 7 to 17 with his attitude.

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Mar
12

News from Pulse conference last week…

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Most of you know I went to Las Vegas last week to attend my yearly Maximo conference, called IBM Pulse. This year I was lucky to get selected to present again and this time I co-presented with my counterpart from Ford Motor Co, Howard Springston. Pam Denny, the IBM architect for Maximo reporting, did a nice write up on Pulse and included us in her post. 

IBM Dev Works: Amazing Clients and Reporting FAQs from Pulse 2012 Conference

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Feb
24

Getting ready for bed…

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Evan: (screaming) Dad, Dad. I can’t see. I can’t get my shirt on. (bumps in to wall)

Me: (giggling) Those are your pants on your head.

The terror and then look of humiliation, in a span of 3 seconds, is what made this absolutely hilarious.

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