Quote of the day…

My flight to Boise didn't take off as expected. We were at the gate waiting and I could hear the flight attendants fussing about where they were at. I just couldn't figure who 'they' were and why the attendants were so worried 'they' weren't here yet. Just as the flight attendants are about to close the doors, the gate attendant comes down with a bunch envelopes. The lead attendant starts handing them out, explaining the snack cart was late and it would either be an hour to wait for a new one or we can get a $25 discount coupon for our next flight – they opted to hand out coupons.

As she's handing the coupons out to everyone, she's explaining the situation over and over. Part way through one explanation we could hear a few rows back one small question from a concerned passenger, 'Y'all got the beer cart still, don't ya?'.